I'm 130 years old

I've officially turned 30 and I'm taking the cliche "I'm 30" inventory. I don't pretend to be original.

Here's what's great about being 30:

- Awesome birthday presents! Special birthday girls who marry well get to go here for a 2 day birthday get away. They also get to eat dinner here AND here. If they've been really good, they also get an in room facial and manicure. Thanks, honey!

- My relationship with God continues to grow.

- I have a wonderful family. My husband and dogs bring more joy to my life than I could have ever imagined.

- My true friends are amazing people.

- I really enjoy what I do for a living.

- We have a beautiful home, want for nothing, and live a very comfortable lifestyle. Not to mention the fact that we're finally in a position to really thrive financially.

What's stinker about being 30:

- I'm still so fat. So, so, so fat.

- I still don't love myself.

- If I don't get my eating, etc., under control, my time on this earth is officially 1/2 over (possibly more).

Amazing how the negatives can totally negate the positives.